Hello, and welcome to button land. In just a few short paragraphs you'll learn all the secrets to push buttons with people, online, with your friends, and even online. As you probably have realized, button land does not live up to its name, since there are little to no buttons, but I'll assure you that you are correct and this page is a complete lie and you have been sitting here for 10 to 894 (depending on your reading level) seconds wasting your time, but now that you know this is all a lie, you'll probably click away and go to a different page or an altogether different website ( I suggest http://the7thinternet.weebly.com/). You'll do this because you're weak and can't even sit and read this short-ish page of wording. If you're going to read anything it should never be a book, or at least the books with words in them. I really suggest reading cereal boxes or this website, but you didn't listen to my last suggestion, so why will you be listening to this one? Even if you did click on the link, I know you won't have the strength to click back. You can't even click on a link! I bet I can't even trust you to reload the page so that the view count is one higher and I feel happy about myself!!!!!!! @!%#$@^@^$#@%@!&%(&(^$%$#$Q^#*$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need friends..... :(
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