This is a conversation of poems between me (PACO) and Alissa
Paco: Kill all the Juice
Alissa: Beetlemoose.
Zay it three times and you diez
Skoji tree raza ras dva tree
This should be a poem
Paco:
Same
agree
fame
a tree
Alissa:
Cats
Dogs
Treehouse
Blogs
Paco:
i eat spinach
i spit ties
i teach english
i don't capitalize my i's
Alissa:
Balsamic light bulbs
Metallic metals
I teach Russians
I eat bike pedals
Paco:
Eating sugar
telling lies
eating booger
obese kid cries
his bitch-ass mom dies
9/11
Alissa:
That was beautiful
Paco:
*edit
keating
ksugar
ktelling
klies
kopen
kyour
kmouth
kha
kha
kha
kuckfay
isthay
Alissa:
walrus in the pool
Kale's kin kuarenrined
koolps
K
Kk
Kkk
Paco:
never plan scrabble with a clan member...
"do i get double points for spelling out konfussion?"
"that's not a word."
"how about the spanish kartel with some komatoes and krench kries"
"still not words."
"kuck."
Alissa:
Charles martel with a side of spanish kartel with a top of saltel with a bottom of plate and table.
Paco:
With the smaller one on top and the bigger spoon on the bottom cause im a sexist pimp who likes spooning apparently
Alissa:
Spoons have moons and moons have runes and so does alec lightWOOD and woods
have trees and trees
have bees and bees
have seas and seas
have shrimp with f
ins and whats left of harry houdini.
Paco:
Lol.
Alissa:
Our poem died like that obese kid's bitchass mom
Paco:
Worm food; george washingbeard
sarah palin; cancer to society
27; hot ass hands
asshands; wtf are asshands
math; meth
fuck; darn
Yay its back'd
Like a sack'd
of yarms and yegs
without makeup
charms
Alissa:
*runes
@mortalinstruments
Makeup a yam bite
down a yeam chew up a yam enjoy
a yak
What are yams
Paco:
Sacadas bananas
karate my panats into
oblivion and then take
the pieces and pick
them up and pretend
they are the 1% and I
AM BERNIE SANDERS
AND THATS SPELLED S
FOR DEMOCRATIC
SOCIALISM
Occupy mars
plagerize urainus
drop jupiter
pluck pluto
darn earth, ya know not even a planet
Alissa:
J is for jews and judicial systems.
And uranus has moons,
so the moon is a planet
but earth is just earth
and snails are just
snails.
Paco:
Mom, that's a soap, not michelle obama. damn jews been posesin' my 'lil maw. #west2020
Jews did the holocaust.
hitler was innocent.
everything is a lie.
quote beyonce
Alissa:
Obama is black. Roses are black. Violets are black. My grandpa is blind.
Paco:
Roses are 4
4 are 67
opaque are blind
in west philadelphia
Alissa:
My aunt is 67
Your mom is 4
Dogs are opaque
I've licked a door
Opaque is a mistake
_____ is a opaque
_____ is a mistake
She looks like a rake
She milked a mooseshake
Paco:
I've licked a train
as it was moving
my tongue came off
as well as my dms
Alissa:
I've trained a lick to lick a moose
Paco:
"she looks like a rake"
Meese a ice cream moving arong
Alissa:
Toes with ornaments:
00
Paco:
Daquan's hit: 6.5
Alissa:
Abuse in the moose
Ethan:
Grand wizard in Compton bein' grand hell to the toes
Alissa:
I think I'm high I just read that in Russian
"Hell to the kneecaps"
Ethan:
"Hail to the treetaps"
Alissa:
"Trees to the toecaps"
We high key need to enter this convo to a poetry contest
Ethan:
To Naples to the boots and cars and bath bombs
Lowkey kills all the pills
Naples.com@.com.com/billclinton.net
Alissa:
That's gonna give me a virus
Ethan:
Watching George leprosy on Nick at nigg
Being a George legitimacy on nj
Incoming news
Alissa:
Oh.
Ethan:
P
Alissa:
I'm sorry
Ethan:
Com.cum
Alissa:
Anda
Ethan:
Condoms cup song kiks
Alissa:
Panda panda panda
Yams and yaks are basically the same thing
Ethan:
souplets
Broads in my London
Ate a horse
It was coarse
Ate a reinstall
On the courts
Ate a pizza
In the food court
Ate judge Judy
In court
Ate a doctor
He said I eat too much
Alissa:
This is probably the most interesting convo I've ever had over text
Ethan:
I thought we were still doing poems
Alissa:
We are *laughing emoji*
I'm just "composing" and trying to draw an obnoxious girl atm
Ethan:
Truly inspiring.
Alissa:
Raz moose dva moose
Kracni moose ceenyee moose
Moose mousse
Obama's a llama
Alissa:
OH EM GEE
missed?
Not rrational
Pi
Is irrational
I am not pi
i am a chap
ive been told by many
Ethan:
A fine young chap?
Alissa:
not fine
Mediocre
Chap
Ethan:
Fine
Mediocre Chap
Alissa:
thank u ethan
Ethan:
You're Welcome ethan
Exactly
X Actly
X Act
Act 10
Ect. 10
7, 8, 9, 10, etc.
Alissa:
Whats up
Ethan:
I'm in a poetry mood
Alissa:
What inspired you?
Ethan:
A whiff of glue
Alissa:
brand?
Ethan:
Shoe
Alissa:
cheese, bleu
Ethan:
Shoe box containing cows containing bleu.
Bees containing pollen containing honey fondue.
China containing pandas gnawing on high stalks of bamboo.
A black and yellow shoe box made in china
Alissa:
China
CHINa
KNEEa
korKNEEa
korea!!
High Stocks of glue
Also, tiramisu
Ethan:
Tiramisu from china or perú
Alissa:
tiramisu guru~~
No,
just bugs in sox in mugs with clox
Ethan:
Just bullets with glocks
Bugs buying stocks on a business selling red sox glocks
Alissa:
bugs purchasing lox for their box of stox and occasional red sox glox
Ethan:
The lox, before bagels, go swimming over rocks, but when i add them on snap, they box.
Alissa:
OOOOO
bugs with bags of lox but also crox w sox bc fashi(bugs)on
Ethan:
Bugs with fashion bags. Mugs with flashing flags.
Alissa:
We are all slugs on drugs. Give hugs
Ethan:
Give bugs to the slugs and they'll cook up in mugs
Ethan:
The world got a text
It said come over
So it did
The world a few drinks, made small talk, and then got some head
It hasn't come back since
Alissa:
world is earth
earth gave birth
earth gave birth to lots of heads and also extremely unnecessarily politically incorrect carrots.
Ethan:
Carrots payed 14 karats for some girl with 14 carrots.
The girl is missing, the pudding is blue, the puffin is in black and white.
Not true.
Mac ‘n cheese
i have fleas
you grass is a sleaze
Alissa:
I eat bees
Ethan:
I see knees
Alissa:
I wheeze
bc cheese
Ethan:
I’m lactose intolerant
Do i feel a little wheeze
Alissa:
I enjoy trapeze
and a gentle breeze
of lyme disease
Ethan:
Lime disease barista speaks Cantonese eating a burrito
Alissa:
my spleen is in a submarine
~
~
~its green and looks like a green
Ethan:
It’s summers end
Around the bend
So i’ll say, “yup”
And tell all the fucking crickets to shut up
Alissa:
school gives me shivers
Shivers eat livers
I think we need livers
Chicken parm dinners
Ethan:
Ariel and matt have a fling
Google is better than bing
You will die die of alcohol poisoning