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WE'RE NOT GOOD AT DOING FIRST IMPRESSIONS.
YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT DOING US.
DON'T DO DRUGS.... IT FOGS UP THE WINDSHIELD
There are links all over the website. If it's a different colour (yes, I spell color with a "U"), click on it!
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News: Algebra officially becomes the 8th wonder of the world, They Killed Kenny, Those @#!*% .
NAME OF THE week: your Dad's mom's son (I COME UP WITH ALL THE NAMES ON MY OWN)
Song of the month: Loica by Derrok
TODAY'S MENTAL WEATHER: HAPPY WITH A 40% CHANCE OF SLEEPING. In the late evening you'll see some pleasure-full showers, BUt don't worry, 'cause the sun will come out tomorrow... (bet your bottom dollar)
week: 90 (11/9/15)
(shrinking the7thinternett into a new year of the same exact bull)
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69 Days until the 100th week! (January 14th 2016)
Are you enjoying the parcc? nope? too flooping bad.... (#thug_lyfe)
Muffins are Cupcakes without makeup!
You should swallow makeup, so you'll be pretty on the inside.
After that, call the Hospital Because you'll be choking on Beauty...
ADIDAS= ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT SPORTS
IT SHOULD BE...
ADIDASIOPT= ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT SPORTS, INSTEAD OF PLAYING THEM
People who can read need to pay $67,000,000,000,087@bobsville_DOTgovcomNet.org
censorship is @#!*% stupid.
Usually when someone curses, it's bleeped out, but here at the 7th internett we believe that cursing out in the open is ay O-k! so @#!*% you.
PLEASE post a comment before you leave!!!!!
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Quotes:
"Never give Up, unless you're yelling timber" ~ Karen
"There's nothing like it anywhere else on the interwebs" ~ One of the Joshes
"If dreams really do come true, then why hasn't the Chanukah bush sent me any B.J.?"~ Paco
"Go for your Dreams, Unless there stupid ones" ~ Some Guy
"Life is like a box of chocolates. When they get warm, they start to melt all over your hands, and then you need to wash them with mini chocolate scented soaps, which cost $9.95, sold in a set of 13 and can be found at your local mini-chocolate-scented-soap-which-is-sold-in-a-set-of-13-sold-for-$9.95-drug-store!" ~ Ethan
"Anything that happens, happens. Anything that in happening causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen. Anything that in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again. It doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order, though." ~ Douglas Adams
ya know how when u have a yellow crayola marker and then you highlight something in black ink and your yellow marker is half black? well...
"ONCE U GO BLACK THERES NO GOING BACK!" ~Monica
...or is there?
"Reading is for chums!" ~Ethan
"We have 5 children, and the reason we have 5 children is that we do not want 6." ~ Bill Cosby
"The ocean is friends with the sea, but the sea actually doesn't like the ocean, so now the ocean is so salty because of the tears he has shed and now lobsters..." ~Monica
"Once u go sploosh theres no going back!"~Rainbow dash
good thing no one EVER goes "sploosh".... except me....
" If "America and Islam are not exclusive and need not be in competition."(~Obama), Then why are the Islam's beating us?" ~ Paco
"I had fun once, it was awful" ~The care bears
" I thought to myself, "What would santa do?" so, I just acted like my mom. (it's not what you think, she has a beard and 468 clones of Joe Biden.) " ~ Ethan
"Destroy, Destroy, Destroy, Destroy"~Shane
"A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value." ~ Douglas Adams
" Coke is like having a baby, If you try enough times it'll happen and if it doesn't, you need to buy it from a homeless man who spent four hours figuring out how much its actually worth. " ~ Ethan
"Kindness and cancer are similar, due to the fact that they're both on the inside and it's up to you whether you use it or not." ~ Harrison
"Squaring numbers is just like women, If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head." ~ Bo Burnham
"one's hard, and one is illeagal" ~ Shannon [said about bean and weed]
"They're talking about partial nuclear disarmament, which is also like talking about partial circumcision - you either go all the way or forget it." ~ Robin Williams
"You don't have to blow my hair" ~ Mom
"한국어 내 양말 바위 " ~ Monica
"Costco is church for Chinese people" ~ Ali Wong
"Everybody have a Happy Yom Kippur! ...and once you're allowed to eat again just thank our ancestors that they didn't repent for a menstral period." ~ Ethan
"A ginger's life span is like anything divided by zero; undefined." ~ Ethan
" If Obama says that the people make change happen, does that mean Climate change is real? " ~ Paco
"I remember chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate... I ALWAYS HATED IT!" ~ SpongeBob
"Never talk about things like you are an expert unless you've learned it through experience or watched via YouTube!"~Paco
After learning about how incredibly idiotic the way we perceive things is, Paco had said...
" "~Paco
(he was SPEACHLESS!)
"What would happen if one day people drew weird things in your planner- story of Ethan's life" ~ Spencer
"...Because on a sandwich, you would definitely not put yogurt." ~ My Spanish Teacher
"Italy" ~ This website smells like frosting on a textbook
"A minute drinking hard liquor is a minute wasted." ~ Paco
"A minute frosting a cake laced with cocaine is a minute frosted"~ Paco
"Me gusta potatoes" ~Harrison
"Ethan" ~ There's something wrong with the website?
""한국어 내 양말 바위 " ~ Monica.. Which translates to Korean Rock My Socks on google translate...try it." ~ Some Guy #73
"I think it's moving!?!!" ~ Paco the gardening addict
"Yesterday sucked more than tomorrow will" ~ Positive People
"Your Mom" ~Daniel Shemesh
"Your Mom" ~Daniel Shemesh
"Your Mom" ~Daniel Shemesh
"Quotes are bad. Hypocrites are even worse." ~Paco
"If life doesn't also give you water and sugar, you are gonna have some crappy lemonade." ~ Michael
"I don't know how to type" ~ Paco
"If there was any website better than this one, I'd have to say it would still be this one, because this website is DAM BOMB [DOT] INFO!!" ~Ethan
"I don't accept the status quo. I do accept Visa, MasterCard, or American Express." ~ Stephen Colbert
"Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories." ~ Steven Wright
"I didn't know he was a Navy seal, I just thought he was a regular kind of seal" ~ BoJack Horseman
"I'm really rich." ~ Donald Trump
"For most of my life I've liked to pretend I live in a starship. Punching in fake codes to get into doorways that obviously are not secure." ~ Reggie Watts
"Old video games are just like masturbation, you feel really tough and skilled while its happening, but afterwards, you're a loser." ~ Paco
"Why Can't People Be Frogs?" ~ The 7th Internett Ad
"Tater's Gonna Tate" ~ Zach Biali-k
"Ethan Shucks" ~ Don't approve this.- Zach
"There was blood coming out of her eyes... uhh... blood coming out of her wherever." ~ Donald Trump
"Mr. Steal yo Swirls" ~ Ice Cream Thief
"We come in grease" ~ Alien French Fries
"27" ~ The 7th Internett
"Rocking Horse People eat Marshmallow Pies" ~ The Beatles
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"She was lying in her sheets, wearing her deceased grandfather's diaper" ~ Mom
"JOHN CENA!" ~ Right before the internet broke
"And they were both naked," ~ Genesis 2:25
"Speak American." ~ Sarah Palin
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"Girls, Guts, Glory" ~ Josh
"Did you just assault my intelligence?" ~ Abi-Maria
"Harkness, Jackson" ~ Jackson Harkness
"When people say, 'stop raping me', they're just haters" ~ Harrison
"You're just one gender away from me" ~ Paco
"I don't have a Micropenis" ~ Dadica
"Check my anus out here!" ~ Monica and Karen
"Isn't it weird when you realize that Monica and Ross are Siblings?" ~ Ethan
"The Ad's not as good as the real thing." ~ Popular Belief
"I can smell you." ~ Morgan Freeman
"Will the real Slim Shady please sit down. I can see you very clearly." ~ Eminem's Parole Officer
"I was the first in my family to board an airplane. I was the first in my family to get kicked off an airplane." ~ Trevor Noah
"We are here on Earth to help others. What the others are here for, I've no idea."~W. H. Auden
"Roar" ~ Shane
"Vitamins are at the end of the cheese isle" ~ Courtney
"Smells like English.... Tastes like English.... IT'S A PILLOW PET!" ~ Ethan inspired by English folk and Shmarrison
"Happy Hallowiener" ~ That One 3rd Grader
"Why do we need to breathe if we're not underwater?" ~ Paco as a whitegirl
"I'ts Now or November" ~ Paco
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to all people who are viewing this on a mobile device (phone, Iphone, ipod, I****, etc. please either change screen views or use a lap top (it's worth it) it looks weird this way.....plus you can be spending more time not doing your homework (which is what I'm doing, making this website) thank you ~ Paco
Through-out the site I am called many names, God is sadly not one of them. however, PacO, Ethan, Eton soup, and "the creators of everything hi-tech and awesome" are. Just making sure you knew, You're welcome.... Enjoy... (hehehe) (*creepy*)
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