Quotes:
"Never give Up, unless you're yelling timber" ~ Karen
"There's nothing like it anywhere else on the interwebs" ~ One of the Joshes
"If dreams really do come true, then why hasn't the Chanukah bush sent me any B.J.?"~ Paco
"Go for your Dreams, Unless there stupid ones" ~ Some Guy
"Life is like a box of chocolates. When they get warm, they start to melt all over your hands, and then you need to wash them with mini chocolate scented soaps, which cost $9.95, sold in a set of 13 and can be found at your local mini-chocolate-scented-soap-which-is-sold-in-a-set-of-13-sold-for-$9.95-drug-store!" ~ Ethan
"Anything that happens, happens. Anything that in happening causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen. Anything that in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again. It doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order, though." ~ Douglas Adams
ya know how when u have a yellow crayola marker and then you highlight something in black ink and your yellow marker is half black? well...
"ONCE U GO BLACK THERES NO GOING BACK!" ~Monica
...or is there?
"Reading is for chums!" ~Ethan
"We have 5 children, and the reason we have 5 children is that we do not want 6." ~ Bill Cosby
"The ocean is friends with the sea, but the sea actually doesn't like the ocean, so now the ocean is so salty because of the tears he has shed and now lobsters..." ~Monica
"Once u go sploosh theres no going back!"~Rainbow dash
good thing no one EVER goes "sploosh".... except me....
" If America and Islam are not exclusive and need not be in competition."(~Obama), Then why are the Islam's beating us?" ~ Paco
"I had fun once, it was awful" ~The care bears
" I thought to myself, "What would santa do?" so, I just acted like my mom. (it's not what you think, she has a beard and 468 clones of Joe Biden.) " ~ Ethan
"Destroy, Destroy, Destroy, Destroy"~Shane
"A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value." ~ Douglas Adams
" Coke is like having a baby, If you try enough times it'll happen and if it doesn't, you need to buy it from a homeless man who spent four hours figuring out how much its actually worth. " ~ Ethan
"Kindness and cancer are similar, due to the fact that they're both on the inside and it's up to you whether you use it or not." ~ Harrison
"Squaring numbers is just like women, If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head." ~ Bo Burnham
"one's hard, and one is illeagal" ~ Shannon [said about bean and weed]
"They're talking about partial nuclear disarmament, which is also like talking about partial circumcision - you either go all the way or forget it." ~ Robin Williams
"You don't have to blow my hair" ~ Mom
"한국어 내 양말 바위 " ~ Monica
"Costco is church for Chinese people" ~ Ali Wong
"Everybody have a Happy Yom Kippur! ...and once you're allowed to eat again just thank our ancestors that they didn't repent for a menstral period." ~ Ethan
"A ginger's life span is like anything divided by zero; undefined." ~ Ethan
" If Obama says that the people make change happen, does that mean Climate change is real? " ~ Paco
"I remember chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate... I ALWAYS HATED IT!" ~ SpongeBob
"Never talk about things like you are an expert unless you've learned it through experience or watched via YouTube!"~Paco
After learning about how incredibly idiotic the way we perceive things is, Paco had said...
" "~Paco
(he was SPEACHLESS!)
"What would happen if one day people drew weird things in your planner- story of Ethan's life" ~ Spencer
"...Because on a sandwich, you would definitely not put yogurt." ~ My Spanish Teacher
"Italy" ~ This website smells like frosting on a textbook
"A minute drinking hard liquor is a minute wasted." ~ Paco
"A minute frosting a cake laced with cocaine is a minute frosted"~ Paco
"Me gusta potatoes" ~Harrison
"Ethan" ~ There's something wrong with the website?
""한국어 내 양말 바위 " ~ Monica.. Which translates to Korean Rock My Socks on google translate...try it." ~ Some Guy #73
"I think it's moving!?!!" ~ Paco the gardening addict
"Yesterday sucked more than tomorrow will" ~ Positive People
"Your Mom" ~Daniel Shemesh
"Your Mom" ~Daniel Shemesh
"Your Mom" ~Daniel Shemesh
"Quotes are bad. Hypocrites are even worse." ~Paco
"If life doesn't also give you water and sugar, you are gonna have some crappy lemonade." ~ Michael
"I don't know how to type" ~ Paco
"If there was any website better than this one, I'd have to say it would still be this one, because this website is DAM BOMB [DOT] INFO!!" ~Ethan
"I don't accept the status quo. I do accept Visa, MasterCard, or American Express." ~ Stephen Colbert
"Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories." ~ Steven Wright
"I didn't know he was a Navy seal, I just thought he was a regular kind of seal" ~ BoJack Horseman
"I'm really rich." ~ Donald Trump
"For most of my life I've liked to pretend I live in a starship. Punching in fake codes to get into doorways that obviously are not secure." ~ Reggie Watts
"Old video games are just like masturbation, you feel really tough and skilled while its happening, but afterwards, you're a loser." ~ Paco
"Why Can't People Be Frogs?" ~ The 7th Internett Ad
"Tater's Gonna Tate" ~ Zach Biali-k
"Ethan Shucks" ~ Don't approve this.- Zach
"There was blood coming out of her eyes... uhh... blood coming out of her wherever." ~ Donald Trump
"Mr. Steal yo Swirls" ~ Ice Cream Thief
"We come in grease" ~ Alien French Fries
"27" ~ The 7th Internett
"We'll make a tour guide of you yet" ~ Harry F.
"Rocking Horse People eat Marshmallow Pies" ~ The Beatles
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"She was lying in her sheets, wearing her deceased grandfather's diaper" ~ Mom
"JOHN CENA!" ~ Right before the internet broke
"And they were both naked," ~ Genesis 2:25
"Speak American." ~ Sarah Palin
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"Girls, Guts, Glory" ~ Josh
"Did you just assault my intelligence?" ~ Abi-Maria
"Harkness, Jackson" ~ Jackson Harkness
"When people say, 'stop raping me', they're just haters" ~ Harrison
"You're just one gender away from me" ~ Paco
"I don't have a Micropenis" ~ Dadica
"Check my anus out here!" ~ Monica and Karen
"Isn't it weird when you realize that Monica and Ross are Siblings?" ~ Ethan
"The Ad's not as good as the real thing." ~ Popular Belief
"I can smell you." ~ Morgan Freeman
"Will the real Slim Shady please sit down. I can see you very clearly." ~ Eminem's Parole Officer
"I was the first in my family to board an airplane. I was the first in my family to get kicked off an airplane." ~ Trevor Noah
"We are here on Earth to help others. What the others are here for, I've no idea."~W. H. Auden
"Roar" ~ Shane
"Vitamins are at the end of the cheese isle" ~ Courtney
"Smells like English.... Tastes like English.... IT'S A PILLOW PET!" ~ Ethan inspired by English folk and Shmarrison
"Happy Hallowiener" ~ That One 3rd Grader
"Why do we need to breathe if we're not underwater?" ~ Paco as a whitegirl
"I'ts Now or November" ~ Paco
"How did I get on this website?" ~ Gracie
"if you always say no you will never say yes" ~ sandra Belluardo
"If you mop with a mop, then why don't you sweep with a sweep?" ~ ur mum
"What the actual crap did I just saw/watched" ~ Carson Shahrabani
"never say IM DYING, unless you are going to die.............." ~swagmaster
"I want you to run faster than you can" ~ That one Israeli
"Pluot?" ~ Option 3
"if life gives you lemons kill the person who is bothering you with them." ~ sandra
"Please sign this petition to get the 'Gracie Gender' its own bathroom." ~ Gracie gender representative
"i thought a thought that i thought i had thought but the thought that i had thought wasnt the thought that i had thought i had thought so maybe if i had thought the thought that i thought i thought i wouldn't of thought so much" ~ Jewsh aka Bailey
"What the @#!*% is falling up my shirt?" ~ Me
"I need to buy some Morphine off the Black Market" ~GreatGrandma
"Japan is a city" ~ Shmarrison
"Please stop putting cheese crackers in the toilet." ~ Mom
"Too much Yeast'll make your gums go grey." ~ Large Steak
"Gargle, Gargle, mmmrhmmmh...." ~ The NY Devil
"ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ" ~ Daniel Shemesh
"Why can't the Hulk be a reporter? Because he's incredible." ~ Ethan
"1:17" ~ My Clock
"1 out of 17" ~ My @#%$
"Well, well, well. I've been WAITING for you." ~ The Jew Crew
"Why can't the girls I date be open about being gay? Bruce did it." ~ Ethan
"He was crucifried at the stake." ~ Harrison
"Explosion of juiciness in my mouth" ~ Jeanette
"When you really want ribs you say, 'rib rib rib rib rib or rub rub rub rub rib' i forget" ~ Jeanette
"Jeanette is love, Jeanette is life.She is my queen!" ~ Satan
"6 Mill Dead, 15 Mill Alive, 100 Mill in Heaven" ~ Jewy Optimism
"Why does this taste like Dick? OMG this tastes amazing!" ~ Harrison
"Well, My Muscles are Bigger than Yours." ~ Ethan
"I want to die like my father, peacefully in my sleep. Unlike his screaming, terrified passengers of the car." ~ Zach Bialik (Hey Ethan what's up)
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"Wow, Ethan! Great moves! Keep it up, proud of you. (This actually happened. https://youtu.be/APxndget9l4)" ~ Michelle Obama
"Hey Val." ~ 0
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"The Word Ironic is not ironic.... Now it is." ~ Ethan
"I'm addicted to rehab." ~ Paco
"Der hurt der chudders" ~ Shane
"Vajungle" ~ Pure Genius
"A good sense of humor helps to overlook the unbecoming, understand the unconventional, tolerate the unpleasant, overcome the unexpected and outlast the unbearable." ~ HMU
"Resting Nun Face" ~ Paco
"Life is like a box of chocolates... it goes by fast for fat people." ~ Gabi
"Eat my arm off and call me father wife" ~ Spencer
"Don't feed me sh*t and call it pizza" ~ Trevor Noah
"You could say that again" ~ 2004
"WOW! Thanks Dad!" ~ Jason
"People like me change the world." ~ Felix Phetteplace II
"Purim is a porn forum" ~ Tari and Nick
"Are you an apple? Because I'd like a bushel of that." ~ Hannah
"People like YOU change the world" ~ Rainbow Hippo
"Pop" ~ the weasel
"Life sucks; the meet and greet tickets for Panic! At The Disco were sold out" ~ Daria
"It's that time of the month; Passover." ~ Ethan
"420" ~ Lonely Stoners
"Need an ark I noah guy" ~ Noah Himself
"Words of Wisdom" ~ Ethan
"my favorite month is summer:)" ~ im high
"two words: dominic sherwood" ~ darbear
"Keep thinking, and keep solving problems" ~ Kirk Weiler
"Nebraska sucks" ~ Tari
"Happy Anniversary" ~ An anniversary card
"Hi. I'm Donald Trump." ~ Donald Trump
"Fork Me on ForkHub" ~ Will Iamc Linton
"beebo." ~ darbear
"wow, a whole piece of chicken" ~ Nikita Ivanov
"Smacks like a plump plumpleberry." ~ Ethan
"Not trying to be arrogant, but if I walked down the street and a girl saw me, she might take a look back because maybe I'm good-looking, right?" ~ Justin Bieber
"The difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed." ~ Martina Navratilova
"aSs" ~ ur mom
"Need an Asian? I Noah guy" ~ Noah Himself
"Yes Ethan" ~ God
"Ok imma just say it right now. Ethan I have been getting this email every week for a really long time. WHAT THE F**K IS THIS lmao" ~ Carson Shahrabani
"Revenge does make me feel better." ~ David
"The legs were about an inch wide, but the leg bones were like a foot wide." ~ Paco
"Crif" ~ Black Liberals
"whats MySpace?" ~ Skittles the Rapper
"It was nice knowing you, but we're going to dominate capture the flag." ~ Ethan
"They say two wrongs don't make. "They" must be democrats. Trump 2016" ~ Skittles the Rapper
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"What about the Dead Seagulls?" ~Paco
"same." ~ Daria
"Avocados > papayas" ~ Everyone
"Don't go past first base." ~ Kelly
"It makes me feel moist" ~ It's Brittney Bitch
"Wanna see my cat" ~ Jeanette
"Wanna see my dog?" ~ Ethan
"Betch don't tell me 'bout no YOO-NEE-QORNE!!" ~ Becky